Upon figuring out exactly how to use my “Blog Stats” option for WordPress, I found out that some dufus happened upon my blog by typing “venti cell phone” into a search engine. I gave it some thought today during work and can only think of two possible things this person was looking for (because its DEFINITELY not me):
a. A cellular device the size of a refrigerator or
b. considering the Italian translation of “Venti,” 20 cell phones and he apparently was speaking Itanglish.
A quick search in my trusty Google (its a website to type stuff into and it gives you more websites) tells me that my blog is the most popular site that contains the words “venti” and “cell phone.” This can only mean one thing…
I’M FUCKING FAMOUS!
WHERE’S MY COKE AND FUCKING MONEY!?
The internet is fucking sweet.
So it’s officially been a full Monday through Friday for this writing project bull shit and I have to tell ya, the writing part is pretty easy. The difficulty comes with deciding what to write, presumably because of the limited amount of time I have to think about it. But once it pops into my head (usually from something I read or something a friend said) it’s pretty smooth yachting from there. Did you see the “I’m famous” upgrade I put into that sentence? So now that I’ve diagnosed the problem, I’m pretty sure a steady does of rambling will help cure it!
I’M SAVED!
This weekend is PACKED! Tonight I’m seeing WALL-E and Hell Boy 2, tomorrow I’m making my first trip to Atlantic City, followed by my friend Michelle’s birthday and seeing her band Fortune and Spirits play at a bowling alley. Sunday will be the day in which the Long Island Hitmen go for an unprecedented 2 WINS IN A ROW followed by a wedding. I’ve been putting off what I have to say about American weddings until I went to the ones I had coming up, so next week be prepared for a BOMBASTIC ASSAULT OF HALF-THOUGHT-OUT OPINIONS!!! Along with how my weekend turned out.
Wish me luck at the tables. I only hope by the time I get home I’ll still have enough money to buy the new Civilizations game for my 360 ::pushes glasses up off his nose::. Everyone have a momentous weekend!
Stay random,
tim!
Tags: Atlantic City, Civilization, cocaine, famous, google, Hell Boy 2, money, venti cell phone, Wall-E, weddings
July 12, 2008 at 6:06 am |
I have no use for 20 cell phones but do you think you could send the 20 refrigerator parts to me? I think each cell phone fridge can probably hold one beer. and I have (roughly) 20 beers.
These things don’t keep them selves cold
July 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm |
Smooth yachting, haha. NICE!
July 14, 2008 at 6:36 pm |
I think the first two weekends in july are passed… how about next weekend (sat the 19th)?
July 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm |
Sat aug 23rd work for you guys?